I love Valentine’s Day, especially this year, since it falls on the Saturday that I’m posting this golf blog. Love and golf seem to go hand and glove, whether it’s the game itself or that special one you’re golfing with. With that, here are several love/golf quotes to share with your significant other over a glass of wine this evening. Happy Valentine’s Day!
“Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf.” – Jack Benny
“If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.” – Jack Lemmon
“When you fall in love with golf, you seldom fall easy. It’s obsession at first sight.” –Thomas Boswell
“Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off.” – Chi Chi Rodriguez
“Golf is like a love affair: if you don’t take it seriously, it’s no fun. If you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart.” – Arnold Daly
“If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.” – Bob Hope
“It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place this world is when one is playing golf.” – Robert Lynd
“Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.” – Jim Bishop
“Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.” – Jimmy DeMaret
“I never learned anything from a match that I won.” – Bobby Jones
“Golf is a game in which you yell ‘fore’, shoot six, and write down five.” – Paul Harvey
“When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit.” – Unknown
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Rick Stedman is an avid golfer, RVer, and writer who lives in Olympia, Washington. Rick writes a golf column, “The RV Golfer,” which is published every month in rvlife.com. He can be reached at rstedman@gmail.com.
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